A downloadable gritty war simulation

As a soldier of the Yertlian People's Militia, you've got a wocket in your pocket and a commanding officer blaring over your comms.  Your orders are to push into the village westforward of your position.  Everyone with a thneed is kosher to engage, as per the new RoE.  It's time to go (Green Eggs and) HAM.  Get in there and die for your King of the Mud.

  • 2+ Players
  • An hour or two playtime
  • Uses mobile phones, GDOCs and speech recognition software
  • Features talking in funny voices, military jargon, and charts!
  • Please don't sue me whoever is in charge of the Dr. Seuss estate
  • Created for Correspondence Jam!

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This War is Fucking Nonsense.pdf 797 kB

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