This War is Fucking Nonsense!

As a soldier of the Yertlian People's Militia, you've got a wocket in your pocket and a commanding officer blaring over your comms.  Your orders are to push into the village westforward of your position.  Everyone with a thneed is kosher to engage, as per the new RoE.  It's time to go (Green Eggs and) HAM.  Get in there and die for your King of the Mud.

• 2+ Players
• An hour or two playtime
• Uses mobile phones, GDOCs and speech recognition software
• Features talking in funny voices, military jargon, and charts!
• Please don't sue me whoever is in charge of the Dr. Seuss estate
• Created for Correspondence Jam!